Apparently this man was hate crimed against last week near the corner of 36th and P st. The alleged assailants yelled out the title of this post and followed the victim for a couple of blocks, saying stuff like "What are you looking at faggot?" and other various witticisms. Eventually, they jumped the poor retired wrestler and hit him in the head a couple times, and one stopped to compliment him on his buffness (for more details read this). Anyway, what lessons have we learned from all this:
1) tank tops make you gay
2) tank tops make you a gay professional wrestler
3) wrestling is fake and wrestlers are easy targets for random beatings
4) don't commit a homophobic hate crime while calling another dude "buff"
And if this dude really wants to look innocent of a hate crime, all he has to do is come out of the closet. He clearly thought his victim was buff and attacked him in a fit of lust. Now to leave you with some words of wisdom from the macho man himself:
"I can't sing. I can't dance. But I can romance. Yeeeeeaaaa!!!"
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