Song Lyrics Explained: Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch"

Couldn't think of any ideas for a post, so I decided to break down a song Peanut was listening to. Today, I will be explaining "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry, for those of you who have always found its meaning elusive.



(VERSE 1)
ALL RIGHT!!!
All motherfuckin right!!!
Break me down
Break me down
You got a lovely face
I find your facial features attractive
We're going to your place
We are going to your place of residence
Now you got to freak me out
At this moment you are obliged to either perform perverse sexual acts upon me or disfigure me in some manner so that I may become a freak
Scream so loud
You are screaming loudly
Getting fuckin laid
We are having sexual intercourse! Woohoo!
You want me to stay
You want me to stay with you for an indeterminate length of time
But I got to make my way
I'm leaving though, because I fear commitment: it does not fit my rocker persona

( CHORUS)
Hey! You're a crazy bitch
Hey! You have serious psychological problems and I thought I'd let you know, bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
I am willing to look past your possible schizophrenia, because you are adept at sexual intercourse; speaking of which I would prefer to be on top
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Your sexual proclivity is such that it has seeped into my dormant subliminal brain activity
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You have left scratches all down my back, most likely due to your insane and violent nature, but as a masochist these have only served to increase my sexual apetite



(VERSE 2)
Take it off
Remove your clothing
The paper is your game
You sleep with musicians for monetary gain, bitch
Jump in bed with fame
Get in bed with me...I think I am famous...I am not
Another one night paid in full
I paid for a bunch of shit for you, so you're welcome
You're so fine
You are attractive, and may or may not have delicate bones
It won't be a loss
Because you are good-looking I do not consider all that shit I bought you to be a loss
Cashing in the rocks
Slangin' crack
Just to get you face to face
So I can get some more money to buy you shit, so that you will have intercourse with me again

(CHORUS 2X)

(BRIDGE)
Get the video
Grab that VHS of "The Neverending Story" I just got from Blockbuster
Fuck you so good
This round of lovemaking is going to be super awesome
Crazy Bitch (repeated several times)
Just thought I'd reiterate that I think you are cuckoo nuts, bitch

(CHORUS 2X)



(VERSE 3)
Baby girl, you want it all
Young lady, you want everything, which is pretty unreasonable
To be a star
In order to become famous or a massive luminous ball of plasma
You'll have to go down
You are going to have to perform fellatio
Take it off
Remove your clothing
No need to talk
Don't talk, since everything that comes out of your mouth is fucked-up crazy bullshit anyway
You're crazy
Really, I don't know how many times I have to tell you that you are clinically insane before you will decide to seek professional help
But I like the way you fuck me
But whatever. You are really good at SEX!!! Woohoo!!!

(CHORUS)